The latest story out of Tallahassee concerns Seminole QB Wyatt Sexton. First, I know a lot of fucked up people named Wyatt. I could chalk it up to coincidence, but I prefer to suspect a subatomic conspiracy. Second, I love this quote from the CNNSI article:
[police officer] Lyne said he found Sexton in the middle of the road wearing only a wet pair of shorts.Fan-fucking-tastic. This is even better than former Seminole QB Chris Rix and his repeated misuse of handicapped parking spaces on campus. While he made a good case that he was retarted, he still had the book thrown at him.The officer asked Sexton if he was OK and didn't get a response. He asked several times what the man's name was and eventually Sexton replied that he was God.
At any rate, no one has really explained the whole Sexton situation as of yet, but I (and I assume most educated individuals) suspect that this kid was FUBARed on some intoxicant. Maybe smoking pot at a funeral home (see: wet)? Normally I'd caution readers to respect the presumption of innocence; but when it comes to athletes at the aforementioned "higher education" institutions you can throw that presumption out the window.
3 comments:
Hahaha at the above Ricky remark.
Methinks he was on some shroomy shrooms. He should have taken some whippets, it makes it SO MUCH BETTER :D
Well the story out of Seminole camp today is that he suffers from an illness and not a drug problem.
I'm of the position that a drug problem is an illness, regardless I feel bad for the kids family. I mean, I sit here and take pot shots at the guy only becuase he's a Fla. St. QB; but in reality I ain't got nothin' against the guy.
It is possible that the guy went Schizophrenic, 21-25 is roughly the window when mental disorders of that nature take hold. It is also possible he was just drunk as shit and has an ego the size Pedro Martinez.
Regardless, its always nice to see anonymous show up with his can of Texass vitirol.
I'd add the USC's (Southern Cal and Carolina) and Miami to the list of offenders as well.
-Divisadero
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