Friday, July 29, 2005

Your little house on Memory Lane

The weekend is approaching and the last of my travels will have completed. But before I go...

Bill Frist has officially unofficially tossed his hat into the ring for the 2008 presidential race by choosing to be his own man and force a confrontation with the White House on Stem Cell Research.
Stem Cell Research (SCR), also known as Abortions nerdy cousin, has been the back up fight for Pro-Lifers for a few years now. When they aren't flexing their first amendment right (which the ACLU has fought to protect) to picket in front of clinics, many Lifers have adopted Stem Cell research as the next worse thing. In what was surely part of his plan to rally the religious right, Bush embraced the pro-lifers stance; however, since Reagan's death, the door has been open for some more moderate conservatives to make this issue less about partisanship and more about facts and science. As such, Dr. Frist is using this opportunity, as well as his medical background to start wrangling in supporters under his tent (not to mention make his self more visible).

The mortal God of baseball will be inducted into the Hall-of-Fame this weekend. I wouldn't be surprised if he announces a deal being made during his acceptance speech. For as long as I can remember, I have always view Peter Gammons as a deity. I can't really explain why. Maybe it's his demeanor. Maybe its his musical taste. Maybe it was the excerpt from Moneyball. Surely it has something to do with his unparallelled diamond notes. Either way, this guy could probably be an incredible GM. Former GM Steve Phillips has already confessed that Gammons knew way more about what was going on than he did back when he was stationed at the front office. Congrats Lord Gammons.

Finally, the Astros look to continue their winning ways after an incredible win last night. Tonight they'll look to Wandy Rodriguez to continue to improve his focus on the mound.

Good weekends to all.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Welcome back Carlos

Ok, so its been awhile.

Part apathy, part travel, and part sporadic internet connection.

The fact of the matter is there is lots to talk/blog about.

1.) The Astros:

The last 14 days have been baseball bliss. The Astros are sun-like hot, with only Billy-B's A's playing anywhere near as inspired. The Cards are still probably the best team in the game, but baseball is a funny sport and anything can happen in the post season.

That being said, the Astros have become a team of chemistry and will probably not make a significant trade before Sundays deadline. The price for Dunn is just way too high, meaning only the Evil Empire or the Bloody Socks can afford the price of making the deal worthwhile. The Astros may make a small deal to bolster their pitching (just in case shit), and will look for another bat, but they aren't gonna be messing with the team chemistry for sake of making a deal.

Tonight the Astros welcome back Carlos Beltran after he jilted them at their 6/yr, 100Million alter. I had hoped that Astros fans would heed Richard Justice's advice and cheer warmly for the memories that he gave the city last autumn; but alas they booed. I can understand their pain, I too am a fan (my roommates would tag that as an understatement). But I also want Houston to grow into a worldclass baseball city, requiring world class fans. St. Louis is by far the best, and they, no doubt, would have cheered Beltran's return. It's like a double fuck-you. (1) We are too classy boo you, unlike the hometown you spurned us for, and (2) We are doing just fine without you. But one small step at a time. Most Astros fans were ready to write this team off at the summers start, but they have really grown (both the fans and the team). I love how appropriately that word describes this team. If this season has any sort of exciting ending, it will go down as one of my favorites of all time ('88 Dodgers top that list).

Finally, David Schoenfield is doing a piece for ESPN2 on active players and the Hall-of-Fame. The first installment list the 20-sure fire Hall-of-Famers that are currently playing. Clemens and Bonds are number one. But Biggio and Bagwell are number 19 and 20 respectively. Now I'm not gonna write about how they were slighted and should have been slotted ahead of Miguel Cabrerra. No. Instead I want to share some of the incredible achievements Schoenfield has chronicled:

Biggio: "...one year he grounded into zero double plays while playing every game."

Bagwell: "He was such an alert, aggressive runner, he once led the majors in frequency of going from first to third on singles."

As I had mentioned earlier, the end of the Bagwell/Biggio era is pathetically hearbreaking. To see ones childhood heroes leave their familar, worn spots on the diamond is the emotionally proportional equivalent of ones grandparents crossing the river Lethe. However, as I had intimated earlier, to watch new young talent blossom under the veteran guidance of Bagwell, Biggio and now Clemens, makes this team all the more exciting and makes the story and backdrop behind the team all the more dramatic. To see young faces like Willy Tavares, Wandy Rodriguez, Lance Berkman, and Morgan Ensberg help carry the team into the dog-days of August signalizes the passing of a torch; a simultaneous sunset and sunrise that is both sad and inspiring. Kinda like Lance Armstrong's retirement.

2.) John Roberts

As Tbagged eloquently put it, this is a "politically skillful" choice. I had posted earlier when handicapping the nomination, Bush's polling numbers were such that he was stuck b/w a rock and a hard place (i.e. moderate/no-filibuster/piss-off-God-lies v. staunch/filibuster/piss-off-country). The choice of Roberts gives him a relatively confirmable nominee who is clearly a Republican (unlike David Souter), but not a member of the wing-tip (like Delay or "Santorium") and thus reasonable and rationale (at least to the extend that rationale is good thing, which, my ex has illustrated, isn't always the best defense).

In terms of the potential nominees (i.e. those Bush would consider) I liked what I knew about Roberts. Wilkinson was probably my favorite, but evidently he didn't do enough cross-training.

The money made from the last second leak of Judith Clement (was that you Karl...*wink*wink*) will pay for my next five meals. The fool who put money on Bobbitt...your man crush is unparallelled.

3.) Terror

The recent attack in London and Egypt were plainly tragic. The more terrifying aspect of the whole thing is the prospect that we can and will let fear deprive us of individual freedoms like privacy. While we no longer call it the "war on terror", "It" and Al's Internet will prove to be the battle ground on which a right like privacy is fought and defined for future generations. Do we want to be the British and have cameras everywhere and have National ID cards? Or do we want to be Americans and live freely, trusting our government and having our government trust us? At the same time, do we want consumer protections to protect against identity theft and keep our lives private? Or do we want to defer to the market so companies can continue to collect information about our habits and trends and have no practical incentive to protect that information?

Already we have seen random baggage checks starting in NY. The GOP will undoubtedly use the attacks as political fuel to push and renew the Patriot Act (what a joke title). While these might be viewed as necessary steps to protect the security of our citizens; they are in reality losses of freedom sold with fear as its sales pitch. Losses of freedom are exactly what Osama, Al-Q, Fidel, and Satan view as a "W"'s.

4.) Potpourri

I got to spend a lot of time with two buddies who will be shipped off to Afghanistan and Iraq. While they are incredibly strong individuals, anytime the topic of war was broached the uncertain fear and anxiety in their eyes was unmistakable. Life is frail, never forget that.

Last ACL Festival I experienced a Ben Harper concert which has altered and shaped my world view. I remember dancing in rhythm and singing in 6-part harmony with 15 friends and strangers during a medley of "Take My Hand" and "My Own Two Hands". I've come to believe that, like Bob Marley, Ben Harper delivers a complete livable philosophy.

Dean Koontz has written a shitload of novels. I read "Velocity" in about 8 hours. Pretty good book, definately easier to read than "Constitutional Fate" or "The Sacred and the Profane". David Foster Wallace has also found his way into my reading list. His vocabulary is Denis Miller like in a purely encyclopedic nature.

The Astros win on a 9th inning walk-off double by Ausmus. They are tied for the wildcard lead. If I can find a job and make some money, this is gonna be one helluva a August.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Last call on bets, visit your neighborhood bookie!

Bush will be announcing his nomination to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor tonight at 9PM EST.

Various sources have indicated the the administration is leaning toward replacing O'Connor with another woman, meaning that Edith Jones, Priscilla Owens, and Edith Clement have sharply risen up the bookie ladder. In fact, Tradesports is showing a 73% rise in Clement futures in the last 24 hours, making Clement the leading candidate for the vacancy. Also, Kevin McGuire's site showed that Clement's price rose from $6 to 48$ last Thursday amid speculation of Bush's female "litmus test". Alberto Gonzalez, after being a political pinata for a few weeks has been all but removed from the short list.

Edith Clement-------- 9:5
Priscilla Owens------- 3:1
Edith Jones----------- 5:1
John Roberts--------- 9:1
Emilio Garza--------- 10:1
Maura Corrigan ----- 10:1
Alberto Gonzalez----- 12:1
J. Rogers Brown----- 15:1
J. Michael Luttig----- 15:1
John Cornyn--------- 15:1
Samuel Alito--------- 15:1
J. Harvie Wilkinson-- 18:1
Theodore Olsen------ 20:1
Michael McConnell--- 25:1
Larry Thompson----- 25:1
John Kyl------------- N/A
Lino Graglia---------- 85:1
John Ashcroft-------- 99:1
Bill Clinton----------- 900:1
Phillip C. Bobbitt----- 1000:1

[note: there is now speculation that the other Edith (Jones) on the 5th court of appeals is to be the nominee, the tale of two Ediths, whodathunkit?]

Is it August Yet or is the Media just really Bored?

Just to be clear, let me say I know about 8 girls on the Northwestern Lacrosse team that is somehow making headlines for not adhering to an unwritten Whitehouse dress-code. What is most troubling is that this is the lead on Drudge, and the 6-link on Yahoo. Is this really news?

Ok, so a couple of girls from a national collegiate champion visit the Whitehouse in summer dresses and flip-flops. Are flip-flops really that disrespectful? Was the Whitehouse offended? How will this effect our domestic and foreign policy? Who really gives a fuck?

Northwestern might be perceived as fairly liberal institution, however I'm almost certain at least one of these girls voted republican in the last election, so I'm sure she didn't intend to offend the Whitehouse but only tried to make sure that her pretty little summer dress wasn't overpowered by some clunking-clogs.

Ok enough ranting about flip-flops, Bush has scheduled a press conference for 8 PM central to announce the SCOTUS nominee.

Rockets Get Lucky

As much as I've been trying to enjoy my vacation, its just not the same without Astros games in the background. Of course after the heart breaking three game sweep by the Cards, I might have been better off. That being said there are several sports and non-sports related things I wanted to touch on. Prolly not all in this post, but in a series of posts over the next few days.

First, the Rockets got the PF of their desire yesterday when Stromile Swift agreed to sign with Houston for the mid-level exception (worth around 28Mil/5yr). There was some speculation that Swift would be too expensive for T-mac's team (Yao is too kind to be the teams leader), but as the rumor that Shareef Abdur-Rahim (this years most sought after PF) was nearing terms with the Nets, setting the marketprice at 38Mil/6yr, Swfit seems to have choosen the situation that was best for him instead of the place that could offer him the most amount of money. This is huge for the Rockets becuase it adds badly needed athletic ability and frontcourt depth.

The Astros, after getting simply outplayed by St. Louis for three games, bounced back with an 11-1 win over the lowly Pirates. Sparked by the bat of Brandon Back (2-3, 2B, 3B, 2RBI) in what would have otherwise been another control-less start(6BBs, 6Ks), the Astros snapped a 3 game losing streak. Offensive production had been as scarce as morals in Washington, but the addition of Humberto Quintero to the starting lineup seemed to kick start the offensive production. The fact that Quintero and Backe were the two most feared batters in the lineup last night still does not bode well for the 'Stros.

Bringing me to the next point of discussion. As the trade deadline approaches the Astros are rumored to be in the market to acquire another bat (OF). As of right now the top target seems to be hometown slugger Adam Dunn; however, the Reds continue to ask for three of the Astros top pitching prospects (Fernando Nieves, Taylor Buchholz, and Zeke Astacio). In addition Dunn is eligible for arbitration after the season and will probably have a strong case to double his pay before commanding serious coin the following year. Ideally, and I have to believe that Purupa is thinking the same way, the price will drop as the trade deadline approaches. Either way, the Astros need another bat in the outfield. As much as I believe that Jason Lane will eventually sprout, we need another bat if we are gonna contend for the Wildcard (since the Cards made it pretty clear they ain't givin up the division lead).

Alright, future posts will include music snobbery, the drug tainted lives of American soldiers, Hot-Karl-Rove: sexual activity or CIA groupie, and an update of the house odds for The SCOTUS appointment.

Tonight: Reds/Cubs
Note: There are few attractive women in Cincinnati, but a helluva a lot of mustaches (on men and women). I propose Sinker's Theorem of Physical Attraction: The number of attractive women in a given area is inversely proportional to the percentage of men who have mustaches.

Finally: Lance Armstrong is still in the lead...go figure.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Ensberg Added to All-Star team

This weekend has its fair share of memorable stories. I'm sure I will talk more about it later this weekend instead of looking for employment; however, I did want to let my 5 faithful readers know that the Houston Chronicle is reporting that Morgan Ensberg will be a late addition to the NL All-Star team. CBSsportline reports that Scott Rolen will do the right thing and rest his shoulder over the break.

Maybe it was his all-star caliber stats, or his game changing 24th homerun this afternoon, either way he clearly deserved it. Best of all, the Astros have breached the .500 mark giving them some chemistry building momentum heading into the All-Star break.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Gin and Tonic with a twist of Lyme

Florida State quarterback Wyatt "God" Sexton has revealed that he is suffering from Lyme disease, not drug addiction. I know that drug addiction is a terrible and powerful disease which destroys the live of thousands of people each year; however, it's gotta suck to have Lyme disease.

At any rate, FSU will now get to choose b/w red shirt freshman (not worth mentioning) to be the teams field general this coming season.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Quick Update

While in route to this evening's game against the Padres I heard several interesting Houston sports related tidbits.

First, the Rockets have officially parted ways with Calvin Murphy and signed hall of famer and Houston native Clyde Drexler to do color commentary for Rockets home games. Some seem to think that Murphy, after 35 years with the Rockets organization, got shafted. Others question Drexler's ability to provide pointed and critical color commentary. My thinking is that the Rockets organization is looking to reinvent/reinvigorate the teams brand image (not to mention the want to nip a PR situation in the bud). With T-mac and Yao as the youthful foundation and future of the team, the Rockets have choosen Drexler to provide a fresh perspective. While he might not be the most confrontational color analyst, he clearly knows what he's talking about, and will have plenty to analyze as the team gets younger and Yao and T-mac continue to grow.

Second, the Astros find themselves in second place in the division and one game under .500, a position few believed was possible after a lackluster 15-30 start to the season. Andy Pettitte, pitching well of late, left yesterday's game early (5th inning) after experiencing tightness in his reconstructed pitching elbow. Team officials have not indicated that Pettitte's injury is anything more than a hiccup in Pettitte's continuing recovery from off-season surgery. As such, the timing of the injury (if thats what we want to call it) couldn't have been better with Pettitte's next start slated for after the All-Start break. The hope is that the extended rest will take care of the problem.

Third, the rumor mill has been churning in regards to an Astros trade. There has been speculation that the Astros are looking to deal pitcher Brandon Backe in exchange for a solid outfield bat. There have been grumblings that the Astros are close to acquiring Reds slugger and Houston native Adam Dunn. The full terms of the deal are far from final, but I am far more comfortable dealing Backe for Dunn than for Randy Winn.

Finally, the third ballot (injury replacements) of All-Star roster moves has left Astro thirdbaseman Morgan Ensberg's as this years biggest snub. Tony LaRussa added pitcher Billy Wagner (a final-vote candidate) to replace Pedro Martinez and shortstop Jimmy Rollins to replace injured Dodger Cesar Izturis who was placed on the 15-day DL. While is makes sense to replace shortstop for shortstop, Ensberg has had clearly had a better season than Rollins thus far. Ensberg has continued to remain incredibly professional, which is understandable considering he'll be spending the break in Lake Tahoe instead of Detroit. The excitement of the All-Star game is definately something Morgan should have, and would have enjoyed; but, Tahoe is probably a little more relaxing than the Motor City.

Also, as I had mentioned before, I've been speculating that the price per barrel of oil may realistically reach $100 in the near future. Evidently that speculation is catching on.

Road Trip

Alright kiddoes, I'm off to Houston this evening to see if the 'Stros can pull off another win to reach .500.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Aaron Sorkin is the shit

Ok everyone, it is imperative that you cast your vote for the MLB All-Star Final Man. Not so much becuase Roy Oswalt is deserving (though he is) but becuase no rational enemy of the Evil Empire can let Derek Jeter make this team. Vote now.

Biting the Hand that Feeds you

The money has been coming in steadly for Alberto Gonzalez. Prolly becuase GW is nipping the far right in the bud. So is the far right uppity about the potential Al G. nomination becuase they fear he's a liberal in sheeps clothes; or is this really a game of managing expectations?

More to the point, could the right be putting up a fake (or Rove induced) challenge to Gonzalez in order to shift the mindset of the Dems? For example, wouldn't limosine liberal Larry be more inclined to favor Alberto Gonzalez if he thought the people at R-cubed (radical religious right) hated him with a passion? It's an interesting proposition.

At any rate, the Mr. Gonzalez has been upgraded:

Alberto Gonzalez--------2:1


Oh, and this from The New Yorker....to get you ready for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Handicapping the Supreme Court Race...er...vacancy

There are many things that must be taken into consideration in order to properly handicap the "race to the bench". First and foremost, who's doing the nominating? For all intensive purposes we'll assume that George Bush (and not Karl Rove) is the pony here. Second, where's the finish line? Well for alll practical purposes the finish line would be a confirmation, but for this exercise we'll be looking for a declaration of nomination. Third, the context encapsulating the race. This part is a bit more difficult to neatly package into a clever sentence; if this was really a horse race we'd be talking about the track condition, the weather, the distance. Instead, we need to focus on the political landscape.

Currently Bush's approval numbers are dropping faster than Brittney Spears popularity. After finally actually winning the race for POTUS in November, Bush's post-war momentum is losing the battle of inertia. Add to that a current gallup poll stating that more than 50% of Americans want a consensus nominee and a bloodless battle. That means a compromise for those of you who can't read between the line. As such, the popular opinion is that Bush will select a nominee that will apease the masses and ultimately only slightly shift the court further to the right (by replacing Sandra Day with a Sandra Day/Scalia-Thomas hybrid).

The problem is that Bush's legacy is anchored by his comittment to buck the status-quo and go it alone (Kissinger's revolutionary power?). That's what he did by nominating Bolton, and thats what he did by unilaterally invading Iraq. As such, it is not unreasonable to believe that list of candidates drawn up to replace the Chief Justice are the candidates they (the admin) feel are most qualified for the bench. Meaning there is no reason to believe that Janice Rogers Brown is any less a viable nominee, just because swing-vote Sandra is stepping down and not The Chief. Couple that with the fact that Bush all but signed a contract with his own blood to nominate a barrister that would appease the radical religious right (r-cubed).

Finally, the fact that Sandra Day was the first woman to reach The Bench also forces us to take diversity issues into account. Might this push Pres. Bush to nominate another woman, or a minority, or a homosexual...well not a homosexual becuase they evidently have less legal rights.
That being said, here's an initial list of possible candidates an their odds of nomination, in no particular order:

Alberto Gonzalez----- 3:1
Priscilla Owens------- 7:3
J. Michael Luttig----- 8:3
John Roberts-------- 6:1
Emilio Garza--------- 10:1
J. Harvie Wilkinson-- 12:1
Michael McConnell--- 12:1
Larry Thompson----- 14:1
John Cornyn--------- 15:1
Samuel Alito--------- 15:1
John Kyl------------- 16:1
Theodore Olsen------ 20:1
Edith Jones---------- 25:1
J. Rogers Brown----- 27:1
Lino Graglia--------- 85:1
John Ashcroft-------- 100:1
Bill Clinton----------- 500:1
Phillip C. Bobbitt----- 800:1

Rally Behind The Wizard

So Morgan Ensberg will have to will have to hope for the third ballot if he wants to make it to the All-Star game. However, Roy Oswalt is still a candidate for the final man vote. Even Roger Clemens is doing his part to politik for Roy-O, you do the same:

"The fans need to get behind him," Clemens said. "This kid needs to go. He's never been, and he needs to be a part of the All-Star Game.

"Now you're playing for keeps, playing to win the game, and I know Tony (La Russa) will be managing it that way. Roy needs to be a part of that." (Houston Chronicle)

Tomorrow: Handicapping the S.Ct. vacancy.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity

The celebration of ones independence is a tradition experienced by most, if not all, societies. That's something that is often overwhelmed by the amber waves of grain, and patriotism. That's to be expected though, especially from a people who've enjoyed such a vast amount of liberty (how to quantify liberty is a who seperate can of beans). A patriotism fueled by such a pure catalyst could understandably be overwhelming. I'll faithfully admit to gettin teary eyed watching that little kid sing the national anthem at last years Red Sox/Yankees series, I can understand the emotion that independence can call forth. As such, it is useful to recognize that the beauty of the Freedoms enjoyed by citizens of the United States are embodied by its diversity. Americas diversity is the simplest means by which to measure the true beauty of its Libert-y (or -ies depending on how you conceptually view (L)iberty).

Ok, so beyond that, 4th of July means the naming of the MLB All-Star teams. This year, based on the Astros meager start, they really only have two clear cut all-stars. Roy Oswalt and Roger Clemens. Roy O got snubbed on the first ballot, but still has a chance to get wrangled in as a the "final vote" selection (second ballot) or by injury (third ballot, maybe to replace Lidge?).

Morgan Ensberg's season performance thus far has been All-Start caliber, though he's is definately not an all-star. However, given the performances of NL 3rd baseman, Ensberg put forward a great resume and should replace Scott Rolen (an all-start without an all-star season). Whether or not Rolen steps down (early word on the street is he "owes it to the fans," gimme a fucking break) during the third ballot voting remains to be seen, but his numbers are crap:

AB H HR RBI R AVE
150 39 5 22 23 .250
Ensberg, by contrast:
272 78 22 59 48 .287


In Yahoo fantasy leagues, Ensberg is the second best 3B statistically behind A-Rod. The only reason that Ramirez deserves to start over Ensberg is becuase he's been consistent all year; Ensberg struggled, along with the ball club, at the beginning of the season. Only Andrew Jones and Carlos Lee have hit more homeruns in the last month. Goddamn I hate Tony LaRussa (and his law degree).


Friday, July 01, 2005

Hustle and Flow...and then dribble to the floor

So much has happened since I last posted. To begin, Sandra Day declared her judicial independence today, meaning that absolutely nothing will be getting done on the Hill for the summer. Republicans will call Democrats cowards, Democrats will call Republicans hypocrites and ultimately Tom Delay will get time-out for putting elmers glue in Teddy K's windblown hairline. This is the beautiful system we call democracy which many of us will celebrate by drinking copious amounts of booze and baking under the punishing sun on Monday. If this isn't a disillusioning picture our political landscape, then you are either a prime candidate for shock therapy or a high ranking Scientologist (who gets taken to school by a girl).

In more important news: The Houston Rockets selected (and signed) Luther Head as their sole pick in this years draft. This was a fantastic pick by Houston. Head plays fundamental man D, which may garner him some non-mopup playing time in his rookie season. If he can become a consistent perimeter shooter and learn to protect the rock, then he could ultimately become a great back up point, or, at best, a solid starter (all-star may be too much to ask). While the Rockets were in desperate need of a PF, the new collective bargaining agreement may push some of the desired PF talent into the Rockets price range. A player like Stromile Swift could significantly improve the Rockets on-court athleticisim.

The Astros continue their winning ways, much to the dismay of the naysayers (read: John Kruk). While most would have expect the Astros to be sellers as the trade deadline approached, they may in fact be looking to buy. There have been rumors of a trade involving Brandon Backe in exchange for a bat or two (either to the Twins for an unnamed player or to the Mariners for Randy Winn). I think HCT brings up a good point that Backe's value may never be higher, especially considering that he can't find the strike zone in the last two weeks. However, considering that he's only been pitching for about three years (a converted outfielder) and that he's a hometown product, I'd hate for the Astros to send him along for a crappy, overvalued player like Randy Winn; only to watch him become a solid starting pitcher in the AL (which can only be considered baseball by the doctrine of stare decisis, stupid DH).

Plain and simple: the Astros need another bat. Backe is the best trade prospect. So as much as I'd hate to see him go (he's 13-0 with a 1.20 ERA in my MVP fantasy baseball league), the Astros only chance at making a wild card run (which in and of itself is a long shot, regardless) will be to acquire a consistent bat for the outfield.