Fire Millen!!!

Northwestern has 2, count 'em TWO, defensive Touchdowns in the first half. Unbelievable! Their D is ranked like 117 out of 117 D-I teams this season.

The Rockets have been plagued by injury and inconsistency and are quickly becoming irrelevant.

The Astros have done better this offseason than they did last offseason. And in both offseasons, they didn't really add anyone (Roger doesn't count). They've just lost less this year (and again, Roger doesn't count).

The Texans have managed to have such a shitty season that I've now become excited for a game between two teams with a combined win total of 5. The Best-Wurst Bowl. It also comes with Reggie Bush as a trophy.

In Detriot they are on the verge a French-like riot. Fans have started taking pictures of their newborn babies with signs that say "Fire Millen!" in their cribs. They are picketing outside of games wearing the opponents jersey. I like what Bill Simmons suggested: Millen should stay and draft another receiver.

Ok, UCLA has come storming back. The world is at equilibrium again.