Fire Millen!!!

Northwestern has 2, count 'em TWO, defensive Touchdowns in the first half. Unbelievable! Their D is ranked like 117 out of 117 D-I teams this season.

The Rockets have been plagued by injury and inconsistency and are quickly becoming irrelevant.

The Astros have done better this offseason than they did last offseason. And in both offseasons, they didn't really add anyone (Roger doesn't count). They've just lost less this year (and again, Roger doesn't count).

The Texans have managed to have such a shitty season that I've now become excited for a game between two teams with a combined win total of 5. The Best-Wurst Bowl. It also comes with Reggie Bush as a trophy.

In Detriot they are on the verge a French-like riot. Fans have started taking pictures of their newborn babies with signs that say "Fire Millen!" in their cribs. They are picketing outside of games wearing the opponents jersey. I like what Bill Simmons suggested: Millen should stay and draft another receiver.

Ok, UCLA has come storming back. The world is at equilibrium again.

Holiday Hangover

Holy McJesus! Christmas in a backwoods town is an incredible bonanza of gossip, drama, and illegal substances. My favorite experience is the Christmas Eve church service communion. The social pressure is so thick that you could harvest it with a net and put it in a butterfly jar. Everyone, and their family, is paraded in their Sunday best before the whole community. Children are worn like trophies, and jewelry is flaunted like set of fake breasts. And after asking for forgiveness for our sins by symbolically eating stale crackers and grape juice, everyone goes to one of three or four get-togethers and gets hammered and tells racist, dirty jokes (or argues violently about college football)

Anyways, now that I have internet back at my finger tips I wanted to share this holiday email from my friend who just left for Iraq:

> I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is
> real, and it's important. So please send this warning to
> everyone on your e-mail list.
> If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a
> survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and
> dance around with your arms up,
> DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM;
> they only want to see you naked.
>
> I wish I'd gotten this email yesterday.? I feel so stupid.
>
> Pass this along to your friends and loved ones before it's too late.

Paradise Vicariously

So I'm in a state of nirvana. Talked to Deliah, finished my last final (the one I was least prepared for, and least motivated for) and finally have a guitar back in my hands instead of a highlighter.

A Westwing marathon after a final is to me what The Christmas Story is to other people during the holidays (minus the fact that its played over, and over, and over again on TNT or USA). But on that note, I wanted to link to this post. This totally blew away my post-final-westwing-jam session. I'm completely sold. Not only does this place have good food, post-card-perfect panorama, and pot; but sounds cool when you tell people where you're going. Its like someplace you would have pretended you were as a little kid.

"Yeah, I'll see in a few weeks. I'm heading to Zanzibar."

Finals be done. People be drinkin'

Happy Holidays

Ok, this is my preemptive last post until after Christmas. I'll be heading home to the boondocks where internet does not yet exist after my final tomorrow. Everyone be safe and enjoy your families. They are only annoying until they are gone.

If anyone wants to join me for New Years, sign up here


Shoutout to Ruth for linking me and Easternair for suggesting me.

How Facebook Defines Normal

Right now I'm watching My Cousin Vinny instead of studying for Graglia. I'm about to shotgun two redbulls and start blasting Manu Chao in order to get the study train rolling.

In the meantime, Facebook released its new "pulse" feature which tracks what everyone else at your school and across the country thinks is cool. In terms of "favorite books," Texas is right on pace with the rest of the country for the top 8 books (with "big brother"[1984] beating out "teen disillusion" [catcher in the rye] as the only difference).

Whats interesting is that "Pride and Prejudice" and "Enders Game" rank 9 & 10 respectively at Texas while "Lord of the Rings" and "The Notebook" are ranked 9 & 10 by the rest of the collegiate community. I give mad props to all Longhorns for keeping Nick Sparks off the top 10, it nearly brought a tear to my eye. And to replace it with "Enders Game"," man I love this school.

In the meantime, "The Notebook" is the number 1 movie on facebook. What the fuck? I though college was meant to educate people? I mean how can a cheezy chick flick movie about love and alzheimer be the number 1 movie amongst college kids? What about Half-Baked? Or Old School (ranked #2)? I'm guessing the women of facebook have an organized effort to get this movie at the top of the list, that and there are more women than men. Texas has Garden State at the top of the list, I guess we all relate to fractured home lives and self medication. I thought it might be the Natalie Portman factor, but Closer was no where on the list.

Fuck, I should be studying. A couple of final things: College Republicans are the #2 organization in the country. Grey's Anatomy is the #2 TV show at Texas, once again, i'm proud of you Texas.

Marissa Tomei totally deserved her Oscar for My Cousin Vinny.

Iron Chef is waaaay better than Graglia's class

A friend sent me a link to this incredible commercial today. I immediately applied for a job at the agency and began shopping for housing in the Rose City. 600 takes, no CGI....but where are they going to air this?

Also, check out this post on BW&V.

Finally, for those politicos who desperately want to discuss the NSA wiretaps instead of study for tests (shamefully raises hand).

I've missed a full sleep cycle. I shall be fucked for Equal Protection law. All is well.

Fuck You George W Bush, I Own The 1st Amendment, bitch!

So for the first time in my law school carreer, I had time to go over and edit my essays in a final. My outline was ideal for the test and procrastinating friend #3 dropped me some tabs to organize 30 min before it started. Things would not have gone so smooth without tabs on that fucking outline. Perfect in content, trainwreck on organization. Classic me (well except that perfect part). Never before had I used tabs so much.

That being said, given the recent breach on civil liberties in this country I naturally began to worry, while studying, about the things I hold dear which may soon be taken from "my cold dead hands" (as Charlie likes to say.) First, naturally is guns. Since Americans are in such terrible danger from "the evil axis" of...people not white, it is safe to assume that guns are next in line. Naturally when someone threatens our freedom, we must fight fire with fire and revoke the freedoms before they can be taken from us. Now that the 5th amendment has been on life support for a while, enough so that its doctrine is flexible enough to simply be manipulated rather than expressly taken, and the the 4th is done, naturally the 2nd amendment is next (wait...you don't actually count the IIIrd as an actual amendment do you? pssha!).

The gov'ts justificiation for all this pruning of procedure and process has consistently been a paternalistic chorus of "We are in danger, we are protecting the American public." Ya know, with a nice reggae beat behind it. Ok, ok. I'll defer to the compelling gov't interest here. But if you, so help me god, take my guns away in the name of American safety, I'll fucking stab you! (ha...ha...denote sarcasim here to avoid secret gov't wire taps)

If they take our guns, we must all band together to protect whats left. No, not speech, Porn! Like a coffee stain tainting the crisp taste of a glass of water, the administration has left its smell all over the stair-truck-like morass that is our insitution of gov't. They pushed Howard Stern into space. They ensured that no 12 year old boy will ever see nipple at half-time of the super-bowl. Before you know it, no Girls Gone Wild infomercials. We as a society CANNOT STAND FOR THIS! As Brandeis so eloquently reasoned, the First Amendment is a safety-valve, sometimes we as a society need it to release some steam to keep it all functioning right. Thus, if you take our porn Mr. Bush, we will revolt.

You may take my racial dignity. You may take my procedual and substantive due process. You may take my civil liberties. I'll fight you for my guns, but in no manner, shape, or form will you take my porn!

Good luck to all who still have finals (I have one) To everyone else let the wine flow like bullshit arguments.

Poverty and Time

Time announced that Bono, Bill, and Melinda Gates are co-Time-People-of-the-Year for their continuing work on fighting poverty and disease throughout the world.

I thought this quote hit the nail on the head:

This is not about pity. It's more about passion. Pity sees suffering and wants to ease the pain; passion sees injustice and wants to settle the score. Pity implores the powerful to pay attention; passion warns them about what will happen if they don't. The risk of pity is that it kills with kindness; the promise of passion is that it builds on the hope that the poor are fully capable of helping themselves if given the chance.

Anyways, back to 1st Amendment.

Gay Cowboy Movies

This friend/person I know wrote about her experience at a screening of "Brokeback Mountain." I thought this quote was great, "Also, I learned that every time two gay men have sex, a sheep dies."

I've heard nothing but good things about this movie. And I really don't have any problem with homosexuality. In fact, I was at a party last night where all the girls were lesbians, or at least bi. It might have been the trashcan punch but I definately had a conversation with a girl I'd never met before about how much she loved this girl Randy who had boyfriend who beat her but who promised said girl she'd leave him and marry her. I'm chalking all that up to alcohol, but she did say she would lick a policeman's asshole if Randy asked her to...I shit you not.

So gayness doesn't bother me. It's not my cup of tea, but it doesn't bother me. Still, I don't know if I can go see this movie without a Hugh Hefner posse of playmates on my arm. I admit, I do want to figure out why a sheep dies everytime men violate George W. Bush's Laws of Man.

Home Stretch

So yesterday I spent the bulk of my library time reading other UT-Law blogs. Ya know, scout the competition, develop more accurate curve expectations. Well none of that really happened but I did find some people who are in the same boat as me.

Ya know I don't regret not going to class or not really giving a rats ass about my grades, but I do regret not knowing more people at the law school. When I really think about it, I can't think of a single 2L I personally know or who might know me. I completely blame that on my ex, but thats a whole different story.

At any rate, no matter how many lawyer jokes there may be, I have met some cool ass people in law school. People I actually respect. Some will go on to do incredible and great things. Some will help people do not so great things.

Either way, to those 10%-ers out there this finals home stretch is like sweeps week. We spent an entire semester not going to class, not reading, not hanging out with law students. Only to throw it together at the very last possible moment by living at the place we avoided all semester...and still manage to hit the curve.

14 hour days in the library. More coffee than columbia. Laps around the library to get the blood flowing. Not seeing day light. No human to human interaction b/c you're living in your secret study place in the library. To you 10%-ers, I salute you.

Tonite was Cold and Ominous

So Con Law II with Lino G. is closed book. This is good and bad. It really depends on how much I can remember. Econ for Rich People may ultimately be a GPA booster. And my knowledge of the First Amendment may turn out pretty well.

Instead of really studying, I've been doing Facebook sociological studies. In the world of UT-groups there are many dichotomous sects. There's "Blondes Have More Fun"/"Friends Don't Let Friends Hookup With Blondes" or "Girlfriends Against Halo" and "Boyfriends Against Girlfriends Against Halo". And my Favorite: "Nice Guys Finish Last" v. "Nice Guy Shouldn't Finish Last".

"Nice Guys Finish Last" has exactly 3 members. "Nice Guys Shouldn't Finish Last" has 1133 members. At first was I shocked. Then I rationalized. I figure not nice Guys don't get on the internet much. Otherwise I feel like this one would be about 50/50 in the real world. What struck me next was that there wasn't a nice guy finish first or Jackasses Finish Last, but instead only Nice Guys Shouldn't Finish Last.

So while they may deserve to finish first they do in fact finish last...but they shouldn't. Life isn't fair. Representative Democracy isn't fair. The legal system isn't fair. The BCS system isn't fair...though debating whether it was more fair than the other two would be a great conversation for jager-shot kinda night.

Regardless the fact of the matter is that nice guys don't finish first. They do often come in second; and, if NASCAR is any indication, there are some spheres of the world where a consecutive run of 2nds can often net you an overall victory. In fact, a wise man once said nice guys get the short end until they get the best end. So nice guys finish last until they can learn to be a jackass enough to finish first. Which is why nice guys are on the internet looking for chicks.

In other news, a man who'd been dating a women on the internet finally met her and found out it was his mom. How fucked up is that?

Biggie v. 2Pac

Here is a great article on East/West coast media biases. Simple fact of the matter. The BCS is bullshit. USC/Texas is about as good as they gets. I don't know how that reconciles.

Pot, Politics, and Powers

So in order for Kinky Friedman to get on the ballot in Texas, he needs 50,000 votes...from people who haven't voted in a primary for one of the two big parties. Even playing field, not even close.
The fact that both parties will need to fully maximize important message making opportunities during the primaries in order to win the governorship means that both primaries will be heated.

The republicans have two main candidates. Incumbent Gov. Rick Perry who has managed to bumble along and leave the door wide open for "mean-ass-grandma" Carole Strayhorn. The Democrats race was a bit less heated battle between 1:1 favorite Chris Bell from Houston and issue pusher Felix Alvarado. Now a third hat has been tossed into the ring. Former Texas Supreme Court Justice Bob Gammage is expected to announce. Whether he can raise enough money to really do anything remains to be seen, but at the very least he's gonna make it more difficult for Kinky.

Speaking of politics, the soon to be president of The University of Texas and current Dean of the Law School is leaving a prime and powerful position open. While law professors in general would probably contend they are above the politics of jockeying for such a lofty position, but honestly, thats bullshit. Some may play dirtier than others, but they are playing the chess pieces. The better questions are whether this is gonna be a man or a woman, from inside or outside, from the north or the south, etc. etc. I remembering hearing that Linda "The Multiple Choice Test" Mullinex was runner up to Dean Powers last time around.

Finally, this is just sad. I saw this on the news. The pictures just make the words all that more crushing. Looking at this through my finance class lens. This is gonna gonna shake up the market. Prolly bring some Katrina-like price gouging from the more entreprenurial pot dealers. Great quote though, "It's like the difference between beer and wine."

Saturday's Musings

My friend sent me this away message from one of his friends on IM:

10:15 am - bought a $1400 bass amp

11:30 am - went to band practice to use new amp

11:35 am - started running through "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath

11:37 am - brand new bass amp started spitting smoke and blew up.

Listen to more Black Sabbath


Priceless. I think that as finals roll around, away messages increase in quality.

Anyways, Texas and USC won easily today meaning that it's pretty much gonna be impossible for me to go to the game. As my roommate eloquently explained it, tickets aren't gonna be hard to find, they'll just be expensive. Theres a lot of Texas fans rabid with school spirit that will be proscribed to this way of thinking. Combine that with USC playing in their own (kinda) hometown and you've got a market that has RoseBowl officals jizzing with glee at every turn of a corner. So, I can't afford to go to the RoseBowl, but thats ok. Austin is gonna be one helluva place to be when they win.

As big a fan as I am of Vince Young, Reggie Bush should hands down win the Heisman after his performance on Saturday. Vince was great, but Bush was show-stopping. Had Vince done something incredible against A&M, maybe. But its gotta go to Bush.

Also, the best basketball team in Houston is not the Rockets, its the Houston Cougars. At half, they lead 'Zona by a deuce but lemme tell ya, they look good.

That is all.

A 3Ls guide to the 5th floor of the Law Library

First and foremost, not all water fountains are created equal. This may work for "man" but it don't apply to water fountains. I personally go for temperature and crispness in flavor as a gauge, but to each his own.

The fountain on the first floor by the Tom Clark lounge, nestled b/w the mens and womens restroom is the epitome of perfection as far as the law school goes. Now within the confines of the library I can really only speak to quality of the fountains on the 5th floor. The fountain by the Northside (read: Dean K. windows) restrooms is undoubtedly at the bottom of the list. The water is tepid at best and has hints of metal aftertaste. If you are a complete and total nerd, and abide by the "crows-fly" theory of efficient studying so as to maximize your time at the books and are married to the northie-cubicles; then, at least visit the fountain attached to the eastside of the elevator wells. Much better taste and much better temperature, and carries the added bonus of being the most distracting to other students, which means less studying for them and better grades for you.

Otherwise, you Northsiders (or as I like to call them, "cubbies") should trekk to the prestigious fountain on the southside ("'tha southsider"). Best temp and taste and is also the most private. This added perk provides opportunity to readjust undergarments, check voicemail, scratch unmentionables, etc.

Thats all for now folks, more updates to follow including an exclusive report on bathroom graffiti (mens only for now), prime cubicle location, and 5th floor etiquette.

Arrested Development

Its a show about a family in turmoil after some enron/haliburtonesque business deals sink the patriarch and force the only "normal" son to take charge of the family and company. But its really about so much more.

This show has smooth delivery, witty writing, phenomenal control of irony as a humor device, and memorable characters. But its those memorable characters that have ultimately sunk (or sinked?) the show. I'd venture to say that 30-40% of "minor" jokes in the program are allusions to past character experiences. Every now and then Ron Howard (i.e the narrator, aka Opie or that guy from Happy Days) will key us in on a flashback, but only to setup important slap-stick humor later. But when a person first watches the show, they ultimately miss out on the better half of the jokes going on. Why? Because they don't know the characters. I've heard this reasoning from multiple people.

The result of this complication is that the show gets fewer repeat viewer than the average or run of the mill sitcom. I haven't seen any sort of marketing numbers, but I'd be willing to bet that 70-80% of their viewers on a given week are religious or serial viewers. Kinda like those who watch West Wing, or The OC, or Housewives. The problem is that they don't have a strong enough viewing base to make the show (which is expensive to produce for various reasons) financially viable.

What would/could change this scenario is the DVD sales/viewership. Again on pure assumption, I'm willing to bet that people who've seen 3 or 4 consecutive episodes are significantly more likely to tune in/TiVo the show each week. Basically, this show is ahead of its times and needs an unconventional marketing plan to make it successful. Like a new venture, this show should be viewed as an investment that will lose money for three or four (or five years) only to be a cash-cow later.

The Network television industry, like the recording industry, is suffering because they're locked into formulaic formats and outdated business models. Unlike the newspaper industry, the medium is flexible enough to establish new formats and new norms. Newspapers will be forced to fully embrace the digital age. Papa Rupert has already signalled as much by liquidating a good portion of his print publishers from his portfoil and buying Intermix, better known as Myspace.

So TV will do two things. (1) Start trying radical programming experiments which challenge the format norm and (2) embracing wholeheartedly the digital age. The second is already coming, the first is in the works.

In the meantime, Save Arrested Development

Update from the Grave

So it's 2:30AM and I'm writing a rough draft for a business plan and studying for free speech...pulling all nighters already...yeah, its been that kind of semester.

I've taken a break. A break from everything since baseball hit the playoff stretch. A break from most classes. A break from studying. A break from worrying about the future. A break from most responsibilites. And no matter how shitty my GPA or job after graduation may be, I don't regret a single second....except for the Astros getting swept. But even that was the best of the worst.

At any rate, while I take my food break, I figured I'd share a few things.

1.) Arrested Development. While serving time incapacitated from surgey I was afforded the luxury of watching DVD after DVD of various television shows. This was first on the list. After watching one DVD I was hooked, addicted to the zany antics and subtle brilliance of the Bluth family....only to be denied my happiness by the power of the all mighty dollar. Despite more accolades than a gunner on coke, the show was doomed to the Family Guy Fate and was cancelled. Hopefully the DVD sales will sky-rocket in three years and the show will be revived like spine of the democratic party. Or, HBO will buy it and contribute to the preservation of my sanity.

2.) The OC. Also while incapacitated, I crossed to the darkside and fell for the Cohen's (+an Atwood), Marissa, and especially Summer. The show is cheesy and formulaic, but it just so easy to get attached to those characters. Thankfully, this show ain't going nowwhere, so I'll stay addicted 'til it Jumps the Shark.

3.) My Name is Earl. Earl wins the lottery only to lose his ticket, chalks it up to Karma and decides to make a list of everything shitty thing his redneck, trailor trash ass has ever done to anyone and make ammends for each one. Any show which contains scenes of a wedding reception at McDonalds is at the very least worth checking out once.

Anyways, Dell McLaptop and I will undoubtably be very intimate until just before the Longhorn/Duke game December 10th. That either means more procrastination and more posts, or I'm actually going to do something. Who the fuck knows.

71 points

The last two days of ACL were hot, the music was great, Coldplay was a spiritual event. I'm just too lazy to tell you any more.

The Astros have continued the incredible trajectory of a team of destiny. The 18 inning, division clinching marathon is only the latest chapter in what might be one of the best stories in baseball this season. Coincidentally, Roger Clemens mentioned in a press conference, after beating Atlanta for the second straight post season, that in his mothers dying days she discussed having a dream about Shoeless Joe Jackson. Might Shoeless Joe and the late Mrs. Clemens be intently watching over a Houston/Chicago World Series? Only time will tell I suppose.

The Rockets have started out the post-season 3-0 defeating the Spurs last night. Stromile Swift displayed his supernatural athletic ability and surely has T-Mac salivating with competive spirit. Highlighted by a half-court ally-oop from T-Mac, Swift had two gravity defying blocked shots. Van Gundy of course sees room for improvement, but thats what makes him JVG and such a sucessful coach.

Finally, the gap b/w Virginia Tech and Texas is now at 71-points. With Florida State stepping through to time machine back to 1995 and losing to a scrappy Virginia team, Georgia and Virginia Tech have settled into the role of BSC-system-fucker-upper. Unless Texas or Viriginia Tech stumble we might see a whole new hurricane of controversy.

That is all.

ACl v. Rita, Day I

Atmosphere through-out the day was conservative, dusty, and forboding. If the backdrop of a very laid back Austin community wasn't enough of a setting to really make things interesting, the extreme heat and dancing gusts of wind really put you in your place.

A good first day of a festival like ACL is best summed up as, "...and this is only the first day." Sometimes that comments comes at the end of an extend conversation, maybe about a show you just caught. Sometimes they where spawned my a musical apex and a fleeting glance.

Todays Best:

1. Theivery Corporation. I was close enough to see the dirt shake as the bass dropped. 6 vocalist, two horns, a zitar, and three various percussion kits. The extreme heat made it a karmatic experience.
   
2. Barton Spring. 30 minute swim break from 100 deg heat is always a highlight.
3. Communication Ingenuity. With Katrina, Rita, and an extra 200 Thousand people trying to use the cellular networks, meeting/finding a person was a task. Top award goes to the guy by the SBC tent yelling the name of his contact for 35 minutes. Fuck text messaging, that shit never works.
   
4. Allman Brothers. Best set of the day, the sound was constantly being fucked with, either by the soundman or by Rita-winds and distance; but, they played 'em all. Jessica, Statesboro Blues, Whiping Post, Midnight Rider...you get the picture.
5. A shower.
   

So, tomorrow Rita arrives, bring cooler weather, hopefully some clensing rain, and light winds. It'll make Oasis, Robert Randolph, and John Butler Trio something like a religious experience.

Ok, food, Anderson Cooper does Rita, and bed....

In the next episode. More on shows, t-shirt awards, and who the fuck are you awards.

A Katrina-Rita and some Good Music

So after re-discovering what its like to be engaged and bust in the world, I want to just keep in touch and say and/or ask a few things:

First, have American changed their minds about how they view our nebulous society? Or is this just a fad?

Second, its a shame that Raffy had to be the steriod goat, but he'll never recover from this.

Third, ACL festival begins tomorrow despite the impending doom of Hurricane Rita (a bit of an overreaction in my opinion, but you find me the governor who would hesitate in this media climate, and I'll show you...well you get the picture). Here is some predicted enjoyment: Black Crowes and Allman Brothers on the Main Stage, Theivery Corporation ad Blues Travelers on the side stage on Friday; Oasis, Jet, Robert Randolph & Family Band with a side salad of John Butler Trio on Saturday; Franz Ferdinand (or Wilco), The Black Keys, and then Coldplay on Sunday. Mix in a little Rita rain, one 100 degree day, two cool days, and a whole lotta Karma (thank you Dali Lama) and you got yourself a whole lot of good times.

As I explained it to a scalper, this is enough soul to fill you up for a lifetime, let alone a year.

Your little house on Memory Lane

The weekend is approaching and the last of my travels will have completed. But before I go...

Bill Frist has officially unofficially tossed his hat into the ring for the 2008 presidential race by choosing to be his own man and force a confrontation with the White House on Stem Cell Research.
Stem Cell Research (SCR), also known as Abortions nerdy cousin, has been the back up fight for Pro-Lifers for a few years now. When they aren't flexing their first amendment right (which the ACLU has fought to protect) to picket in front of clinics, many Lifers have adopted Stem Cell research as the next worse thing. In what was surely part of his plan to rally the religious right, Bush embraced the pro-lifers stance; however, since Reagan's death, the door has been open for some more moderate conservatives to make this issue less about partisanship and more about facts and science. As such, Dr. Frist is using this opportunity, as well as his medical background to start wrangling in supporters under his tent (not to mention make his self more visible).

The mortal God of baseball will be inducted into the Hall-of-Fame this weekend. I wouldn't be surprised if he announces a deal being made during his acceptance speech. For as long as I can remember, I have always view Peter Gammons as a deity. I can't really explain why. Maybe it's his demeanor. Maybe its his musical taste. Maybe it was the excerpt from Moneyball. Surely it has something to do with his unparallelled diamond notes. Either way, this guy could probably be an incredible GM. Former GM Steve Phillips has already confessed that Gammons knew way more about what was going on than he did back when he was stationed at the front office. Congrats Lord Gammons.

Finally, the Astros look to continue their winning ways after an incredible win last night. Tonight they'll look to Wandy Rodriguez to continue to improve his focus on the mound.

Good weekends to all.

Welcome back Carlos

Ok, so its been awhile.

Part apathy, part travel, and part sporadic internet connection.

The fact of the matter is there is lots to talk/blog about.

1.) The Astros:

The last 14 days have been baseball bliss. The Astros are sun-like hot, with only Billy-B's A's playing anywhere near as inspired. The Cards are still probably the best team in the game, but baseball is a funny sport and anything can happen in the post season.

That being said, the Astros have become a team of chemistry and will probably not make a significant trade before Sundays deadline. The price for Dunn is just way too high, meaning only the Evil Empire or the Bloody Socks can afford the price of making the deal worthwhile. The Astros may make a small deal to bolster their pitching (just in case shit), and will look for another bat, but they aren't gonna be messing with the team chemistry for sake of making a deal.

Tonight the Astros welcome back Carlos Beltran after he jilted them at their 6/yr, 100Million alter. I had hoped that Astros fans would heed Richard Justice's advice and cheer warmly for the memories that he gave the city last autumn; but alas they booed. I can understand their pain, I too am a fan (my roommates would tag that as an understatement). But I also want Houston to grow into a worldclass baseball city, requiring world class fans. St. Louis is by far the best, and they, no doubt, would have cheered Beltran's return. It's like a double fuck-you. (1) We are too classy boo you, unlike the hometown you spurned us for, and (2) We are doing just fine without you. But one small step at a time. Most Astros fans were ready to write this team off at the summers start, but they have really grown (both the fans and the team). I love how appropriately that word describes this team. If this season has any sort of exciting ending, it will go down as one of my favorites of all time ('88 Dodgers top that list).

Finally, David Schoenfield is doing a piece for ESPN2 on active players and the Hall-of-Fame. The first installment list the 20-sure fire Hall-of-Famers that are currently playing. Clemens and Bonds are number one. But Biggio and Bagwell are number 19 and 20 respectively. Now I'm not gonna write about how they were slighted and should have been slotted ahead of Miguel Cabrerra. No. Instead I want to share some of the incredible achievements Schoenfield has chronicled:

Biggio: "...one year he grounded into zero double plays while playing every game."

Bagwell: "He was such an alert, aggressive runner, he once led the majors in frequency of going from first to third on singles."

As I had mentioned earlier, the end of the Bagwell/Biggio era is pathetically hearbreaking. To see ones childhood heroes leave their familar, worn spots on the diamond is the emotionally proportional equivalent of ones grandparents crossing the river Lethe. However, as I had intimated earlier, to watch new young talent blossom under the veteran guidance of Bagwell, Biggio and now Clemens, makes this team all the more exciting and makes the story and backdrop behind the team all the more dramatic. To see young faces like Willy Tavares, Wandy Rodriguez, Lance Berkman, and Morgan Ensberg help carry the team into the dog-days of August signalizes the passing of a torch; a simultaneous sunset and sunrise that is both sad and inspiring. Kinda like Lance Armstrong's retirement.

2.) John Roberts

As Tbagged eloquently put it, this is a "politically skillful" choice. I had posted earlier when handicapping the nomination, Bush's polling numbers were such that he was stuck b/w a rock and a hard place (i.e. moderate/no-filibuster/piss-off-God-lies v. staunch/filibuster/piss-off-country). The choice of Roberts gives him a relatively confirmable nominee who is clearly a Republican (unlike David Souter), but not a member of the wing-tip (like Delay or "Santorium") and thus reasonable and rationale (at least to the extend that rationale is good thing, which, my ex has illustrated, isn't always the best defense).

In terms of the potential nominees (i.e. those Bush would consider) I liked what I knew about Roberts. Wilkinson was probably my favorite, but evidently he didn't do enough cross-training.

The money made from the last second leak of Judith Clement (was that you Karl...*wink*wink*) will pay for my next five meals. The fool who put money on Bobbitt...your man crush is unparallelled.

3.) Terror

The recent attack in London and Egypt were plainly tragic. The more terrifying aspect of the whole thing is the prospect that we can and will let fear deprive us of individual freedoms like privacy. While we no longer call it the "war on terror", "It" and Al's Internet will prove to be the battle ground on which a right like privacy is fought and defined for future generations. Do we want to be the British and have cameras everywhere and have National ID cards? Or do we want to be Americans and live freely, trusting our government and having our government trust us? At the same time, do we want consumer protections to protect against identity theft and keep our lives private? Or do we want to defer to the market so companies can continue to collect information about our habits and trends and have no practical incentive to protect that information?

Already we have seen random baggage checks starting in NY. The GOP will undoubtedly use the attacks as political fuel to push and renew the Patriot Act (what a joke title). While these might be viewed as necessary steps to protect the security of our citizens; they are in reality losses of freedom sold with fear as its sales pitch. Losses of freedom are exactly what Osama, Al-Q, Fidel, and Satan view as a "W"'s.

4.) Potpourri

I got to spend a lot of time with two buddies who will be shipped off to Afghanistan and Iraq. While they are incredibly strong individuals, anytime the topic of war was broached the uncertain fear and anxiety in their eyes was unmistakable. Life is frail, never forget that.

Last ACL Festival I experienced a Ben Harper concert which has altered and shaped my world view. I remember dancing in rhythm and singing in 6-part harmony with 15 friends and strangers during a medley of "Take My Hand" and "My Own Two Hands". I've come to believe that, like Bob Marley, Ben Harper delivers a complete livable philosophy.

Dean Koontz has written a shitload of novels. I read "Velocity" in about 8 hours. Pretty good book, definately easier to read than "Constitutional Fate" or "The Sacred and the Profane". David Foster Wallace has also found his way into my reading list. His vocabulary is Denis Miller like in a purely encyclopedic nature.

The Astros win on a 9th inning walk-off double by Ausmus. They are tied for the wildcard lead. If I can find a job and make some money, this is gonna be one helluva a August.

Last call on bets, visit your neighborhood bookie!

Bush will be announcing his nomination to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor tonight at 9PM EST.

Various sources have indicated the the administration is leaning toward replacing O'Connor with another woman, meaning that Edith Jones, Priscilla Owens, and Edith Clement have sharply risen up the bookie ladder. In fact, Tradesports is showing a 73% rise in Clement futures in the last 24 hours, making Clement the leading candidate for the vacancy. Also, Kevin McGuire's site showed that Clement's price rose from $6 to 48$ last Thursday amid speculation of Bush's female "litmus test". Alberto Gonzalez, after being a political pinata for a few weeks has been all but removed from the short list.

Edith Clement-------- 9:5
Priscilla Owens------- 3:1
Edith Jones----------- 5:1
John Roberts--------- 9:1
Emilio Garza--------- 10:1
Maura Corrigan ----- 10:1
Alberto Gonzalez----- 12:1
J. Rogers Brown----- 15:1
J. Michael Luttig----- 15:1
John Cornyn--------- 15:1
Samuel Alito--------- 15:1
J. Harvie Wilkinson-- 18:1
Theodore Olsen------ 20:1
Michael McConnell--- 25:1
Larry Thompson----- 25:1
John Kyl------------- N/A
Lino Graglia---------- 85:1
John Ashcroft-------- 99:1
Bill Clinton----------- 900:1
Phillip C. Bobbitt----- 1000:1

[note: there is now speculation that the other Edith (Jones) on the 5th court of appeals is to be the nominee, the tale of two Ediths, whodathunkit?]

Is it August Yet or is the Media just really Bored?

Just to be clear, let me say I know about 8 girls on the Northwestern Lacrosse team that is somehow making headlines for not adhering to an unwritten Whitehouse dress-code. What is most troubling is that this is the lead on Drudge, and the 6-link on Yahoo. Is this really news?

Ok, so a couple of girls from a national collegiate champion visit the Whitehouse in summer dresses and flip-flops. Are flip-flops really that disrespectful? Was the Whitehouse offended? How will this effect our domestic and foreign policy? Who really gives a fuck?

Northwestern might be perceived as fairly liberal institution, however I'm almost certain at least one of these girls voted republican in the last election, so I'm sure she didn't intend to offend the Whitehouse but only tried to make sure that her pretty little summer dress wasn't overpowered by some clunking-clogs.

Ok enough ranting about flip-flops, Bush has scheduled a press conference for 8 PM central to announce the SCOTUS nominee.

Rockets Get Lucky

As much as I've been trying to enjoy my vacation, its just not the same without Astros games in the background. Of course after the heart breaking three game sweep by the Cards, I might have been better off. That being said there are several sports and non-sports related things I wanted to touch on. Prolly not all in this post, but in a series of posts over the next few days.

First, the Rockets got the PF of their desire yesterday when Stromile Swift agreed to sign with Houston for the mid-level exception (worth around 28Mil/5yr). There was some speculation that Swift would be too expensive for T-mac's team (Yao is too kind to be the teams leader), but as the rumor that Shareef Abdur-Rahim (this years most sought after PF) was nearing terms with the Nets, setting the marketprice at 38Mil/6yr, Swfit seems to have choosen the situation that was best for him instead of the place that could offer him the most amount of money. This is huge for the Rockets becuase it adds badly needed athletic ability and frontcourt depth.

The Astros, after getting simply outplayed by St. Louis for three games, bounced back with an 11-1 win over the lowly Pirates. Sparked by the bat of Brandon Back (2-3, 2B, 3B, 2RBI) in what would have otherwise been another control-less start(6BBs, 6Ks), the Astros snapped a 3 game losing streak. Offensive production had been as scarce as morals in Washington, but the addition of Humberto Quintero to the starting lineup seemed to kick start the offensive production. The fact that Quintero and Backe were the two most feared batters in the lineup last night still does not bode well for the 'Stros.

Bringing me to the next point of discussion. As the trade deadline approaches the Astros are rumored to be in the market to acquire another bat (OF). As of right now the top target seems to be hometown slugger Adam Dunn; however, the Reds continue to ask for three of the Astros top pitching prospects (Fernando Nieves, Taylor Buchholz, and Zeke Astacio). In addition Dunn is eligible for arbitration after the season and will probably have a strong case to double his pay before commanding serious coin the following year. Ideally, and I have to believe that Purupa is thinking the same way, the price will drop as the trade deadline approaches. Either way, the Astros need another bat in the outfield. As much as I believe that Jason Lane will eventually sprout, we need another bat if we are gonna contend for the Wildcard (since the Cards made it pretty clear they ain't givin up the division lead).

Alright, future posts will include music snobbery, the drug tainted lives of American soldiers, Hot-Karl-Rove: sexual activity or CIA groupie, and an update of the house odds for The SCOTUS appointment.

Tonight: Reds/Cubs
Note: There are few attractive women in Cincinnati, but a helluva a lot of mustaches (on men and women). I propose Sinker's Theorem of Physical Attraction: The number of attractive women in a given area is inversely proportional to the percentage of men who have mustaches.

Finally: Lance Armstrong is still in the lead...go figure.

Ensberg Added to All-Star team

This weekend has its fair share of memorable stories. I'm sure I will talk more about it later this weekend instead of looking for employment; however, I did want to let my 5 faithful readers know that the Houston Chronicle is reporting that Morgan Ensberg will be a late addition to the NL All-Star team. CBSsportline reports that Scott Rolen will do the right thing and rest his shoulder over the break.

Maybe it was his all-star caliber stats, or his game changing 24th homerun this afternoon, either way he clearly deserved it. Best of all, the Astros have breached the .500 mark giving them some chemistry building momentum heading into the All-Star break.

Gin and Tonic with a twist of Lyme

Florida State quarterback Wyatt "God" Sexton has revealed that he is suffering from Lyme disease, not drug addiction. I know that drug addiction is a terrible and powerful disease which destroys the live of thousands of people each year; however, it's gotta suck to have Lyme disease.

At any rate, FSU will now get to choose b/w red shirt freshman (not worth mentioning) to be the teams field general this coming season.

Quick Update

While in route to this evening's game against the Padres I heard several interesting Houston sports related tidbits.

First, the Rockets have officially parted ways with Calvin Murphy and signed hall of famer and Houston native Clyde Drexler to do color commentary for Rockets home games. Some seem to think that Murphy, after 35 years with the Rockets organization, got shafted. Others question Drexler's ability to provide pointed and critical color commentary. My thinking is that the Rockets organization is looking to reinvent/reinvigorate the teams brand image (not to mention the want to nip a PR situation in the bud). With T-mac and Yao as the youthful foundation and future of the team, the Rockets have choosen Drexler to provide a fresh perspective. While he might not be the most confrontational color analyst, he clearly knows what he's talking about, and will have plenty to analyze as the team gets younger and Yao and T-mac continue to grow.

Second, the Astros find themselves in second place in the division and one game under .500, a position few believed was possible after a lackluster 15-30 start to the season. Andy Pettitte, pitching well of late, left yesterday's game early (5th inning) after experiencing tightness in his reconstructed pitching elbow. Team officials have not indicated that Pettitte's injury is anything more than a hiccup in Pettitte's continuing recovery from off-season surgery. As such, the timing of the injury (if thats what we want to call it) couldn't have been better with Pettitte's next start slated for after the All-Start break. The hope is that the extended rest will take care of the problem.

Third, the rumor mill has been churning in regards to an Astros trade. There has been speculation that the Astros are looking to deal pitcher Brandon Backe in exchange for a solid outfield bat. There have been grumblings that the Astros are close to acquiring Reds slugger and Houston native Adam Dunn. The full terms of the deal are far from final, but I am far more comfortable dealing Backe for Dunn than for Randy Winn.

Finally, the third ballot (injury replacements) of All-Star roster moves has left Astro thirdbaseman Morgan Ensberg's as this years biggest snub. Tony LaRussa added pitcher Billy Wagner (a final-vote candidate) to replace Pedro Martinez and shortstop Jimmy Rollins to replace injured Dodger Cesar Izturis who was placed on the 15-day DL. While is makes sense to replace shortstop for shortstop, Ensberg has had clearly had a better season than Rollins thus far. Ensberg has continued to remain incredibly professional, which is understandable considering he'll be spending the break in Lake Tahoe instead of Detroit. The excitement of the All-Star game is definately something Morgan should have, and would have enjoyed; but, Tahoe is probably a little more relaxing than the Motor City.

Also, as I had mentioned before, I've been speculating that the price per barrel of oil may realistically reach $100 in the near future. Evidently that speculation is catching on.

Road Trip

Alright kiddoes, I'm off to Houston this evening to see if the 'Stros can pull off another win to reach .500.

Aaron Sorkin is the shit

Ok everyone, it is imperative that you cast your vote for the MLB All-Star Final Man. Not so much becuase Roy Oswalt is deserving (though he is) but becuase no rational enemy of the Evil Empire can let Derek Jeter make this team. Vote now.

Biting the Hand that Feeds you

The money has been coming in steadly for Alberto Gonzalez. Prolly becuase GW is nipping the far right in the bud. So is the far right uppity about the potential Al G. nomination becuase they fear he's a liberal in sheeps clothes; or is this really a game of managing expectations?

More to the point, could the right be putting up a fake (or Rove induced) challenge to Gonzalez in order to shift the mindset of the Dems? For example, wouldn't limosine liberal Larry be more inclined to favor Alberto Gonzalez if he thought the people at R-cubed (radical religious right) hated him with a passion? It's an interesting proposition.

At any rate, the Mr. Gonzalez has been upgraded:

Alberto Gonzalez--------2:1

Oh, and this from The New Yorker....to get you ready for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Handicapping the Supreme Court Race...er...vacancy

There are many things that must be taken into consideration in order to properly handicap the "race to the bench". First and foremost, who's doing the nominating? For all intensive purposes we'll assume that George Bush (and not Karl Rove) is the pony here. Second, where's the finish line? Well for alll practical purposes the finish line would be a confirmation, but for this exercise we'll be looking for a declaration of nomination. Third, the context encapsulating the race. This part is a bit more difficult to neatly package into a clever sentence; if this was really a horse race we'd be talking about the track condition, the weather, the distance. Instead, we need to focus on the political landscape.

Currently Bush's approval numbers are dropping faster than Brittney Spears popularity. After finally actually winning the race for POTUS in November, Bush's post-war momentum is losing the battle of inertia. Add to that a current gallup poll stating that more than 50% of Americans want a consensus nominee and a bloodless battle. That means a compromise for those of you who can't read between the line. As such, the popular opinion is that Bush will select a nominee that will apease the masses and ultimately only slightly shift the court further to the right (by replacing Sandra Day with a Sandra Day/Scalia-Thomas hybrid).

The problem is that Bush's legacy is anchored by his comittment to buck the status-quo and go it alone (Kissinger's revolutionary power?). That's what he did by nominating Bolton, and thats what he did by unilaterally invading Iraq. As such, it is not unreasonable to believe that list of candidates drawn up to replace the Chief Justice are the candidates they (the admin) feel are most qualified for the bench. Meaning there is no reason to believe that Janice Rogers Brown is any less a viable nominee, just because swing-vote Sandra is stepping down and not The Chief. Couple that with the fact that Bush all but signed a contract with his own blood to nominate a barrister that would appease the radical religious right (r-cubed).

Finally, the fact that Sandra Day was the first woman to reach The Bench also forces us to take diversity issues into account. Might this push Pres. Bush to nominate another woman, or a minority, or a homosexual...well not a homosexual becuase they evidently have less legal rights.
That being said, here's an initial list of possible candidates an their odds of nomination, in no particular order:

Alberto Gonzalez----- 3:1
Priscilla Owens------- 7:3
J. Michael Luttig----- 8:3
John Roberts-------- 6:1
Emilio Garza--------- 10:1
J. Harvie Wilkinson-- 12:1
Michael McConnell--- 12:1
Larry Thompson----- 14:1
John Cornyn--------- 15:1
Samuel Alito--------- 15:1
John Kyl------------- 16:1
Theodore Olsen------ 20:1
Edith Jones---------- 25:1
J. Rogers Brown----- 27:1
Lino Graglia--------- 85:1
John Ashcroft-------- 100:1
Bill Clinton----------- 500:1
Phillip C. Bobbitt----- 800:1

Rally Behind The Wizard

So Morgan Ensberg will have to will have to hope for the third ballot if he wants to make it to the All-Star game. However, Roy Oswalt is still a candidate for the final man vote. Even Roger Clemens is doing his part to politik for Roy-O, you do the same:

"The fans need to get behind him," Clemens said. "This kid needs to go. He's never been, and he needs to be a part of the All-Star Game.

"Now you're playing for keeps, playing to win the game, and I know Tony (La Russa) will be managing it that way. Roy needs to be a part of that." (Houston Chronicle)

Tomorrow: Handicapping the S.Ct. vacancy.

secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity

The celebration of ones independence is a tradition experienced by most, if not all, societies. That's something that is often overwhelmed by the amber waves of grain, and patriotism. That's to be expected though, especially from a people who've enjoyed such a vast amount of liberty (how to quantify liberty is a who seperate can of beans). A patriotism fueled by such a pure catalyst could understandably be overwhelming. I'll faithfully admit to gettin teary eyed watching that little kid sing the national anthem at last years Red Sox/Yankees series, I can understand the emotion that independence can call forth. As such, it is useful to recognize that the beauty of the Freedoms enjoyed by citizens of the United States are embodied by its diversity. Americas diversity is the simplest means by which to measure the true beauty of its Libert-y (or -ies depending on how you conceptually view (L)iberty).

Ok, so beyond that, 4th of July means the naming of the MLB All-Star teams. This year, based on the Astros meager start, they really only have two clear cut all-stars. Roy Oswalt and Roger Clemens. Roy O got snubbed on the first ballot, but still has a chance to get wrangled in as a the "final vote" selection (second ballot) or by injury (third ballot, maybe to replace Lidge?).

Morgan Ensberg's season performance thus far has been All-Start caliber, though he's is definately not an all-star. However, given the performances of NL 3rd baseman, Ensberg put forward a great resume and should replace Scott Rolen (an all-start without an all-star season). Whether or not Rolen steps down (early word on the street is he "owes it to the fans," gimme a fucking break) during the third ballot voting remains to be seen, but his numbers are crap:

AB H HR RBI R AVE
150 39 5 22 23 .250

Ensberg, by contrast:

272 78 22 59 48 .287

In Yahoo fantasy leagues, Ensberg is the second best 3B statistically behind A-Rod. The only reason that Ramirez deserves to start over Ensberg is becuase he's been consistent all year; Ensberg struggled, along with the ball club, at the beginning of the season. Only Andrew Jones and Carlos Lee have hit more homeruns in the last month. Goddamn I hate Tony LaRussa (and his law degree).

Hustle and Flow...and then dribble to the floor

So much has happened since I last posted. To begin, Sandra Day declared her judicial independence today, meaning that absolutely nothing will be getting done on the Hill for the summer. Republicans will call Democrats cowards, Democrats will call Republicans hypocrites and ultimately Tom Delay will get time-out for putting elmers glue in Teddy K's windblown hairline. This is the beautiful system we call democracy which many of us will celebrate by drinking copious amounts of booze and baking under the punishing sun on Monday. If this isn't a disillusioning picture our political landscape, then you are either a prime candidate for shock therapy or a high ranking Scientologist (who gets taken to school by a girl).

In more important news: The Houston Rockets selected (and signed) Luther Head as their sole pick in this years draft. This was a fantastic pick by Houston. Head plays fundamental man D, which may garner him some non-mopup playing time in his rookie season. If he can become a consistent perimeter shooter and learn to protect the rock, then he could ultimately become a great back up point, or, at best, a solid starter (all-star may be too much to ask). While the Rockets were in desperate need of a PF, the new collective bargaining agreement may push some of the desired PF talent into the Rockets price range. A player like Stromile Swift could significantly improve the Rockets on-court athleticisim.

The Astros continue their winning ways, much to the dismay of the naysayers (read: John Kruk). While most would have expect the Astros to be sellers as the trade deadline approached, they may in fact be looking to buy. There have been rumors of a trade involving Brandon Backe in exchange for a bat or two (either to the Twins for an unnamed player or to the Mariners for Randy Winn). I think HCT brings up a good point that Backe's value may never be higher, especially considering that he can't find the strike zone in the last two weeks. However, considering that he's only been pitching for about three years (a converted outfielder) and that he's a hometown product, I'd hate for the Astros to send him along for a crappy, overvalued player like Randy Winn; only to watch him become a solid starting pitcher in the AL (which can only be considered baseball by the doctrine of stare decisis, stupid DH).

Plain and simple: the Astros need another bat. Backe is the best trade prospect. So as much as I'd hate to see him go (he's 13-0 with a 1.20 ERA in my MVP fantasy baseball league), the Astros only chance at making a wild card run (which in and of itself is a long shot, regardless) will be to acquire a consistent bat for the outfield.

Biggo passes Baylor

Craig Biggio moved ahead of Don Baylor in the 4th inning of the Astros 7-1 win in Colorado today. For detailed information on the euphoria and celebration please visit Plunk Biggio which has been chronicling the dubious record for several months now. Morgan Ensberg continued his offensive surge hitting his 20th homer.

Gotta Love Kelo

O'Conner has gotta be calling Souter every hour on the hour to say, "I told you so." I love it.

More Houston Sports

Well the Astros have jumped off to a nice little 2-run lead, but they are playing in Colorado so they will need at least 25 more to secure the win, at least they aren't in Philly. At any rate, the first batch of Astros 2005 draft class have signed and reported to their respective minor league ballclubs. Two players of note, Billy Hart and Northwestern product Mark Ori, contributed in Class A Tri-City's 10-5 win over Vermont.

Tomorrow evening I will face one of the more difficult choices I will have had to make in my life: NBA draft or Real World Austin. Well thanks to my now illegal (i know, not really, but biting sarcasim is the most effective communication tool) TiVo system I can record the skank-tabulous alcohol induced orgy. No, that means I'm recording Real World, not the draft, that way I can gawk at ridiculous Melinda at the push of a button.

My beloved Houston Rockets find themselves in a familiar position in the draft. 24th. Unfortunately, the Rocket's can pride themselves on incredible draft ineptitude. However, as any dumbstruck fan, I am confident that Van Gundy and Crew can pull the scouting staff's collective head out of its ass and add that final Championship caliber piece to the Tmac-Yao foundation.

The Rockets have two glaring needs: PF and PG. The return of Juwan Howard will indeliably boon that Rockets front court, however, a platoon of Weatherspoon, Padgett, and Bowen in Howards absence was clearly ineffective (or exploitable) down the stretch. The point guard position was Houston's biggest bald spot at the beginning of the season, but the late addition of Mike James to the roster and a healthy Bobby Sura was a much needed dose of Rogaine. During the playoffs however, Sura, slowed by injury, and James were over powered by the speed of the Dallas Mavericks. Thus, a speedy point man with either supreme perimeter defense or shooting (ideally both) could significantly aid the Rocket's post season chances.

So who's available? Well with the 24th pick there are several young men at both positions whom I find very interesting.

Power Forwards:
1.) Ike Diogu -- this 6'7" forward from Ariz. St. is clearly undersized to play the power position, however he has incredible wingspan for perimeter D and a deft shooting touch. He might be the second best offensive big-man behind probable number one pick Bogut. Since he is undersized and got very little exposure on an ASU team which provided him zero support he will probably be available with the 24th pick.

2.) Wayne Simien -- at 6'8", Simien was one of the most dominant players in the Big 12 at Kansas....when he was healthy. That is really the only down side to drafting him. He is a leader, solid on D, and a force on the boards; however his history of knee and shoulder injuries make him a high risk/high reward pick at 24th.

3.) Ronny Turiaf -- the 6'10" Turiaf was easily the most recognizable player on the media darling Gonzaga team that made its predictable early exit from the tourny this year....again (long gone are the 'Zags cinderella seasons). He has incredible size for the position, translating into tremendous power. His offensive skills have improved each year but still needs work. He lacks consistency and focus, but that ain't nothing JVG can't fix.

Others: Julius Hodges -- combo guard can play bigger than he is, but too small to really be a PF. Sean May -- TarHeel star came up big in the Dance, lacks stamina and a jumper, but great inside. Brandon Bass -- best player on an up and coming LSU team entered too early, might be to early to take at 24.

Point Guards:
1.) Roko Leni-Ukic -- at 6'5" Roko can line up against any point in the game. A native of Split Croatia, he plays solid fundamental defense. A good defender, incredible ball protection skills and Ginobili like vision gives him a assist:turnover ratio worth drooling over; something that JVG's methodic offensive requires. Since he's an international player he'll be hit or miss, but I really like what I've seen of this kid. I was rooting for the Rockets to draft him last year, but he pulled out of the draft to continue playing in Europe. Many scouts think he's not interested in languishing on the bench in the NBA, and will opt to stay in Europe.

2.) Nate Robinson -- the 5'9" lightning-bolt leader from U-Dub will probably fall down to 24th in the draft because of his size. But as Earl Boykins and Allan Iverson have shown, lack of size can be used as an advantage when you have tremendous heart, something Robinson has tons of. He has speed, leadership ability, and incredible vision. Downside: size and turnover prone.

3.) Travis Diener -- 6ft senior from Marquette was second fiddle in a duo that led Marquette deep into the Big Dance (first fiddle was a man named Dwyane Wade, heard of him?). He has big shot potential, great leadership ability, and is an incredibly heady player. Lacks size and speed, but could prove to be a great sleeper. Probably to early to take at 24.

Others: Luther Head -- the Illinois guard was overshadowed by the play of teammates Dee Brown and Deron Williams, but can play Bruce Bowen type perimiter D and great shooting from the Arch. John Gilchrist -- great player, but discipline problems have him slipping in the draft.

There's no telling what will happen tonite. With the point guard position so deep, teams might be tempted to use a second round pick to fulfill their draft needs, dropping some better point guards down in the draft (i.e. J. Jack). Regardless, the Rockets need a PF and will probably pick one up tonite.

The Tower Burns Orange

Texas pulled out an impressive undefeated run through the College Baseball World Series. Bouyed by stellar pitching, impressive and fundamental defensive play, and the offensive heroics of Chance Wheeless and David Maroul, the Lorghorns out scored their opponents 24-8 and won 7 consecutive games dating back to the Super Regional in Oxford, Miss.

David Maroul (.500 ave for the CWS) hit two huge (in timing, not distance) homers in the 2 of 3 series with the Gators, and made several sensational defensive plays. I had mentioned in an earlier post that Maroul's hit or miss batting stats masked his true potential, this couldn't have been more obvious during the trip to Omaha. Defensively this kid is a human web-gem. After showing his power, the Giants have to be giddy about using their 23 round draft pick on him.

Also of note was the gritty (for lack of a better cliche) performance of sophomore Chance Wheeless. After falling to the ground in pain after an at-bat in the 6th inning of Wednesday's game against Baylor, Wheeless knocked a 9th inning, 0-1 pitch into the rightfield bleachers, giving the Longhorns a 4-3 walk-off victory. Wheeless followed up his Robert Redford-like performance on Wednesday with a decent 3-8 (including a homer Sunday) show against Florida. What made his performance most remarkable had to have been the 15 tape jobs he received for his injured shoulder while switching from offense to defense.

Also, the Astros have begun to take on the personality of their Skipper, Phil "Scrap Iron" Gardner. After falling 15 games under .500 a month ago, the Astros have fought their way to a 33-40 record, reeling off 7 of their last 10. Clear Thinker notes that there is statistically little reason to be excited; however, I contend that this team has found their identity. Still, even with the Astros emergence from their Mariah Carey like identity crisis they will have to increase their offensive production from the likes of Lance Berkman, Adam Everett, and Jason Lane. At the same time, the offensive production of Morgan Ensberg and the superb performance of the pitching staff must remain consistent if the Astros have a snowball's chance in Hell to make the Wildcard (the Division crown is farther out of reach than Conservative logic).

Aside from the longshot chance at making the post season, the Astros scrappy play has made them watchable. In their 6-5 loss to the Rangers on Saturday the 'Stros battled back in the late innings to make things interesting with back to back homers by Berkman and Ensberg and a 2-run homer by Biggio. Had the momentum shifted one inning earlier, it seems like they might have actually pulled off the comeback. In Sunday's game, the Astros fought back after falling into a 2-run hole in the early innings with a double by Berkman which plated Biggio in the 6th, and a suicide squeeze by Brad Ausmus in the 7th which scored Orlando Palmeiro to tie the game. Hometown lefty Andy Pettitte pitched 9 strong innings, turning the ball over to Chad Qualls who pitched a perfect 10th. Finally, after two walks to Biggio and Berkman, Ensberg knock the game winning single through to left field. These two games illustrate the fight that the Astros offense lacked in the first 45 games of the season. They will need an measurable offensive surge over the next two months to be competitive in September; however, assuming that the pitching staff can remain as dominant as they have been thus far, their needed increase in offensive production doesn't need to be as dramatic as some would think.

This amorphous "fight" might be the catalyst that propells the younger bats in the lineup to consistent if not timely production. At the very least, the experience gained by these youngsters bodes well for the Astros future; especially if this scrappy chemistry remains with the team through spring training and into next April.

You Heard It Here First

Several days ago I ranted on the price of oil, claimed that one day in the not so distant future we may see the price of oil soar to $100/barrel. So of course, today, Paul La Monica, backs up my hunch with some actual investigative research.

So once again, journalist are taking their cues from blogs as to what to write about (as if he was one of the 5 people who actually reads this thing).

Substantive Law Posts For Dummies

I have had very little sleep in the last few days due to a fritzy air conditioner. I actually woke up at 6am (for anyone who actually knows me, that is a fucking unbelievable claim) to start hassling the AC repair shop to fix the damn thing. Alas, my wish has been granted and the oven I've been living in has cooled from a comfy 90 degrees when the sun is down to 81 under the noonday sun (when I awaken I expect the temperature to by hoovering around 65).

Of course, out of sheer stupidity I have to scan the internet to feed my childlike addition to easily accessible information. And of course, the Supreme Court decides to hand down its decision in the Kelo v. City of New London case right when I want to catch a few winks for the first time in around 48 hours. I'd been following this case with some interest ever since I stumbled on the Oyez site, searching for the Oral argument date for the Grokster case.

At any rate, with a soft cool bed calling my name (and without having read the actual text of the opinion yet) I have to say that verdict is somewhat troubling. I read a snipet of the minority's opinion (written by a vehement Sandra Day) and agree that the "fallout from this decision will not be random." In fact, I can think of several stodgy and suspect city council members (slash entreprenuers) who will undoubtedly use this decision as rallying tool to exact strip malls and Starbucks where ever poor (and undoubtedly black and hispanic) people live. At the same time, I got the sense that the majority was really trying to dodge the substantive issues by defering to local officials as the best decision makers in situations of this nature, rather than a Federal Judge. While this does have some federalistic appeal to it, it still means that municipal gov't can evict poor people to build a mall, and no disinterested third party can tell them that it's a bad idea.

On the flip side, I think this decision says something about the state of property rights in the United States. The right to the pursuit of happiness (i.e. property rights) was a concept core to the spirit of these United States as well to the economic prosperity that would be required to effectively govern such a revolutionary spirit. Hamilton (et. al) demonstrated a keen understanding of the fundamental (read: Adam Smith) economic theory of his day when he penned several letters to various New York publications which would later be coined the Federalist Papers (thank you Prof. Bobbitt). Without the strong property rights envisioned back in 1787, America never would have seen the economic prosperity that we see today. However, there are many who think that today's concept of property rights actually conflict with the greater purpose of the Consitution: life and liberty. The expansion of the 5th amendments taking clause will probably be seen as a small step towards the erosion of property rights. The next step? Maybe getting rid of that fucking Mickey Mouse provision in the copyright laws....or....a victory for music pirates (and technological innovation and the spirit of progress) in the Grokster case. We can really only hope.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I would prefer that the Supreme Court not allow money grubbing real estate developers to seduce desperate municipal gov'ts into condemning private citizen's homes; but, if we are gonna be reducing the reach of property rights, lets be sure that peoples lives and liberty are not also being limited and restrained by the Gov't. I mean come on, you can't illegally tap my phones, monitor my emails, check my library reading list and then kick me out of my house to build a shopping mall. Thats just too fucking much for me to handle. If I wanted to be treated that way, I'd move to Cuba.

ok, sorry no links, maybe after an hour or two of sleep.

Live 8 is for Hippies

This may be the cynic in me speaking, but I have this lurking feeling that he might be right. I just don't think that the decision makers of the G8 have a heart that pumps much more than greed and self-righteous to really give a flying-fuck about poor people, especially poor people who aren't from their country. I'm willing to be surprised, but that's what is most troubling -- it would be a surprise.

Maybe your the same as me, we see things they'll never see

Some random cool photos on a lazy broken AC kinda day.

From Divisadero and one from Tbagged.

Random Musings of a 10 Percenter

Several things I want to talk about.

First, can blogging be considered talking? In a matter of context, lets say I'm talking to someone about the price of oil and I say, "I was talking the other day about just this thing." Of course I say talking instead of blogging, becuase in the course of a natural conversation, "blogging," as a verb, just sounds out of place. I mean, talk about sounding like a douche. I'm not one to toot my own horn, and as pretentious and arrogant as I may seem, I have a modicum of humility which prevents me from advertising my blog in a casual conversation. So for all intensive purposes I think that the act of blogging is similar enough to a conversation (especially if the 5 people who read this thing would leave some fucking comments) to be classified as such.

Alright, on to more important things. Craig Biggio was plunked twice in todays afternoon game against Colorado by Jason Jennings bringing his career HBP total to 266, one behind Don Baylor for the modern day record. Morgan Ensberg also continued on his hot streak hitting his 17th homer. Texas will face Baylor, who repented for all their past sins in the 7th inning of last nights game against Tulane. God blessed them with timely hitting and Cajun blunders in a remarkable 7 run, come from behind, type of miracle.

Lastly, Ave. B Grocery reopened yesterday meaning BLT's and ginger ale for lunch all week. Ave. B is truly an Austin gem and worth checking out. No where near as crave-worthy as Al's deli in Evanston, but the best sandwiches I've had in Austin. If anyone knows of other "dive" type dining gems in Austin, please let me know.

Poodles are Rodents

So 18 minutes into the new season of Real World...and this girl Melinda is ridiculous.

Update: Alright, so "two days" (in quotations based on my reaffirmed belief in the space-time continuum and the thoughts of John Wheeler) into the show and the cast of the real world has run up and down 6th street looking, "for a black dude," hosted a full out brawl on 6th street, leaving one cast member (who will assuredly fuck ridiculous Melinda) with a cartoon-like broken orbital. This all after the "get to know you" hot-tub party which was kicked off with a shot of Jager (trust me, I can spot that shit from a mile away) and the first lesbian kiss of the season.

And so the (l)ord spoketh to the masses:

"Oh ye Austin cast! Ye shall be consumed with a kink and drama not seen since Las Vegas"

-Book of Poptv Ch.4 V.69

College Baseball Update

Ok so the Longhorns turned in a great performance against top seeded Tulane. Great pitching and timely hitting put Texas in control of bracket two. Tonight, Tulane will face off against Baylor to determine who will face Texas tomorrow.

On the otherside of the bracket the Gators of Florida are in the drivers seat with their surprising victory over "home team" Nebraska. Florida will face scrappy Arizona St. who defeated Nebraska in what might have been the best game of the post season thus far. Nebraska was down 3-5 in the top of the 9th. After a single by all-american Alex Gordon scored a runner from 2nd, Andy Gerch knocked a three run homer over the left field wall, giving the home favorite Cornhuskers a comfortable 7-5 lead. But after a double-play sac fly to bring the score to 7-6, Jeff Larish hit his 3rd homer of the day on the very next pitch to send the game into extra innings. 'Zona State would win off a single in the bottom of the 11th.

In other news, the NBA decided they weren't as dumb as the Hockey league and came to an collective bargaining agreement today.

Donate Blood to Pay for Gas

Sometime not too long ago, probably last Sept., before my academic demise, I remember making an asinine comment after dropping several sheets to the wind. I remember stating that Oil could realistically reach $100/barrel in the not so distant future. Todays price of around $60/barrel is hardly cause to start cashing in bets (though there are two people who owe me $50/ea for calling the Pistons and Spurs in the finals); however, seeing the price of Oil flashed before me daily keeps the issue fresh enough in my mind to warrant several thoughts worthy for pause.

First, high oil prices really fuck third world countries that we are fucking already. If we're paying 2 GW's a gallon for our SUVs, then the trucks in Africa that deliver rice, water, and medicine are probably paying European like prices to get from point A to point Z. With recent tax cuts and a "who has a bigger penis" contest trying to wrap up in the middle east (one in which GW Bush clearly defeated Saddam, though Saddam's hooligans are acting like Irish soccer fans in defeat), the United States is hardly in a position to feed Africa's hungry when oil prices become cost prohibitive. Not like we would aid them in a time of crisis anyways.

Second, high oil prices are gonna make the war cost even more. Even an athiest can faithfully assume that wars burn a lot of oil. Thus, if we're paying twice as much a gallon, would it be too much to assume that the war would cost twice as much? Well the military does have strategic reserves, but still, doesn't the war just cost more? If the war costs more, doesn't the gov't need more money to effectively run the programs that act as a central cog in American Society (read: homeland security, health care for the troops that conservatives love to love, and medicinal marijunana...well maybe, someday...someday).

Ok, so high oil prices mean bad things for developing countries. High oil prices also significantly increase the cost of war. Combined with tax cuts, unethical leadership, and the medias focus on family values and missing white women instead of issues of policy which will have a significant impact on the countries citizens, our country and the rest of the world could be in a serious serious tailspin, all because of some dead dinosaurs. This is clearly the dismal economist in me showing through.

So what can we do? Well we've already tried just taking the oil from the Arabs, which didn't really work. We've validated plans to drill in Alaska, becuase people today are way more important than people tomorrow. We've funneled copious amounts of money into research for alternative fuel sources so we won't need (as much; I'da omitted this but I'm trying to be realistic) oil anymore...wait a second...no we haven't, we don't have the money to do that. Well shit, who'da thunk it.

Catching Up on Life

This weekend started off with a bang on friday. We'll just leave it at that. Seriously though folks, this weekend was spent back home in East Texas. For you big city folks East Texas is where people act like your out-of-state friends envisioned Texans would act, but without the vast nothingness and vagina like fauna that covers West Texas; which is the physical image in all of your out-of-state friends imaginations...though East Texas is full of 10 gallon hats.

That being said, a trip back home is a bit of an ego stroke and a kick in the balls. I'll save the stories for a later post, like when I really have nothing to say. At any rate, aside from a kick ass jam session, a Father's day feast, and a drive into the sunset, East Texas left me feeling disconnected from the rest of the world; which is only natural in a place where 90% of all cell phones get zero connection and the rest only work when 25 yards from pine trees (which is tough).

So instead of talking about the good ole days, drug reform, or whatever random headline catches my attention on Drudge; I'll catch you up on life:

First, Texas baseball. The Longhorn boys of summer defeated Baylor in a highly anticipated rematch of the Big 12 semifinal. Augie's boys played solid ball for 9 innings, forcing Baylor to show their hands in the 6th. Baylor ace Mark McCormick (1st rd pick by St. Louis) avioded control problems that had been his cross to carry all season, but to no avail. Texas' small-ball strategy and near flawless execution proved to be the difference. Seth Johnston was the Longhorn's offensive player of the game after his 2 run homer in the 1st inning. Robby Hudson, probably the weakest bat in the lineup, continued the tear he started in Oxford, MS during the super regional. He's now 6 of his last 12 going into Monday night's game v. top seeded Tulane.

Second, David Maroul. Maroul might be the most entertaining player on the Texas team after Stubbs and/or Teagarden for the sole reason that you never know what to expect from the kid. He batted .227 in an injury shortened season but displayed some serious power, belting 9 homers in 181 ABs. Aside from his hit or miss bat stats what really makes this kid stand out is his defense. He plays what I like to call an out-of-control type D. Because of incredible range for his position he can get to grounders all over the left side of the field, becuase of his cannon like arm, he always has a chance to make a play. On the flip side, he looks like he struggles making the routine plays. Thats not to say that he can't handle the routine plays, just that more often than not he makes the rountine plays look harder than they should be. He's worth keeping an eye on, if his power numbers are of any indication; this kid might be a few hours with a sports skrink from becoming a great third baseman.

Third, The Astros. While the playoffs remain distant memory rather than a realistic hope (kinda like a strong govenor of Texas), the 'Stros have shown some signs of life. Morgan Ensberg has regained his power stroke, belting his way to a team leading 16 homeruns. Jason Lane, after suffering through a serious slump (slump-buster anyone?), has also been living life by the trot of late. These two youngsters, along with Lance Berkman and two good knees will be the central makeup of the Astros lineup for years to come. Add to that the stellar speed of Willy Taveras and Adam Everett and you start to see what may prove to be a very exciting line up....in two years. Given the shift in makeup to younger players, the growing pains make last a while, especially when Clemens is gone. On the bright side, the first batch of growing pains are behind us and have shown who are the men and who are the boys. There are a few good arms in the pipeline which could supplement a staff anchored by Roy "the Wizard" Oswalt, and Brandon "fuck the strike zone" Backe. Still with the pending retirement of Bagwell, the Astros need a bat that can produce as consistently as the future hall of famers if they are going to be competing with St. Louis and Phat Albert Pujols.

Ok, time for bed. Don't forget: Texas takes on Tulane and the Astros number 1 draft pick tomorrow at 6pm.