The Half Your Age +7 Rule

So I'm in Pac-10 Country right now rubbing shoulders with suits managing billion dollar VC portfolios in hopes that someone will throw me some cash so I can be my own boss and not have to give in (er..at least as much) to The Man.

While mingling I've learned some very interesting things. First and foremost is the "half your age +7" rule which states that men are not allowed to date women who are younger than half their age plus seven. So if your a 50 year old silver fox, any lady friends under the age of 32 offically qualifies you as sketchy. Good to know...

Alright, so I'm way too tired and stressed to tell you more so here is some shit to read:

1.) I endorse this as my stance on the War in Iraq

2.) Texans should take Bush, but Young is so damn tempting.

3.) An impressive, but sexually graphic Simpson's impression. (not quite as good as lion porn)